Minecraft

I love Minecraft. It's the funnest game I have ever played. I got it in Feburary and never got bored of it. Ever. On October 2nd, 2011 I was playing Minecraft. I was in a cave collecting coal, since I had started a New World. My friend called me while I was playing and said there was a Minecraft 1.9 Pre-Release. I decided to get it. I searched 'Minecraft 1.9 Pre-Release'. I clicked the first link in haste of my excitement. It was a weird site and it had a download link in the middle of the screen. I clicked it and saved it. I installed it soon after. The game started up just fine, then the title screen came up. It had 'Minecraft' displayed at the top of the screen in a bold faced font. There was only one option, it said 'Play Minecraft'. I clicked it just to see what it was.

I spawned in a flat bedrock world. The music sounded terrible. A bunch of sound effects were playing at the same time. I swear I heard a voice saying, 'endermen' and 'hell'. I restarted Minecraft. The same thing happened, only there was no sound. I kept walking straight forward trying to find resources or better yet, NPCs. I came across an NPC Village. There were 5 houses. They all looked exactly the same. Little tiny houses with a Crafting Table, a Furnace, and a chest. All 5 Houses had the exact same item in the chests. Raw Porkchops. But what was really weird was that instead of the Porkchop saying, 'Raw Porkchop', it said, 'Human Flesh.' I was terrified of this and force updated to 1.8 again.

I played 1.8 for awhile on my new world. I decided to walk to the left for awhile. I walked for about 30 seconds and found a Nether Portal. Spawned right in the middle of a field. Netherrack placed all around it, looking like The Nether was corrupting the world. I went inside the portal. It teleported me far away from my spawn point, not even in the Nether. It was in the middle for a long stretch of mossy cobblestone. I walked North for about 10 Minutes until I found an NPC. and NPCs are not in 1.8. He was wearing a dark coat and said, 'How did you get here.' I was startled by the voice. I grabbed my mic and said, 'DERP YOUR GAY' just to laugh. I didn't know that he heard me. My laptop then shutdown. When I turned it back on, my desktop items were gone. My wallpaper was me, hung by a noose in a dark room. Blood was everywhere. My guts laying on the ground. Dust filled my fingertips and eyes. Mold was growing on my face and arms. My legs looked gnawed off my dogs or rats. I jumped back and started to cry. My laptop started to over heat, smoke was coming from my laptop. It then exploded. I am writing this to keep my sanity. Hopefully something like this happened to someone, Right?