Foxing and Herobrian: Ultimate Edition

Originally published in 5 parts on the Minecraft Trollpasta Fandom wiki.

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Originally published in five parts on the MTPW by Foxo Woxo.

Part 1: Genesis

Once there was a man named Notch, who thought making a fucking ugly game called Minecraft would be a good idea. He talked about it with his (obviously retarded for this story's purpose) brother Herbirne, or as some people call him Herobrian.

Notch: Hey brine buddy

heorbirne: Ye?

Notch: So there's this idea I have, called Minecraft. Here's what it would look like...

(draws a picture of it)

Notch: What do you think?

Herobrien: Absolutely not, what is this garbage, this is ugly.

Notch: You evil meanie, I will suck n' cuck you.

(kills herobrine)

Notch: OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Notch: If this is captoored, I will be finished, and never get to make my game-

(big thonk idea time)

Notch: Aha

Notch: But if I put him into the game, nobody will ever suspect me. Ehehehe.

So Notch went away and took Herobrine in the car, putting him in the trunk. After Notch arrived at his office, he took Herobrine out of the car, and tried to pretend like he was just helping him walk or some shit that is unbelievable except in a trollpasta.

Foxing: hey boss what r u doin'

Notch: Oh, UH, me and Heorbrine are just auh... talking a wake.

Foxing: You mean taking a walk.

Notch: Yes why do I

Foxing: ?

Notch (shaking): do yes Why I

Foxing: Are you alright?

Notch: No... not bad no. I'm good

Foxing: Can I help you insi-

Notch: NO

Notch walks into his office and dumps Herobrine on the floor

Notch: OK, time for big thonks.

Foxing: Can I help you

Notch: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE PISSANT?

Foxing: The door, duh.

Notch: Now you know my secret, I cannot let you live with this knowledge and ruin my chances of making a good multi-million copy selling game.

Notch types some stuff into his cuck-box Mac computer and suddenly Foxing

and Herobrian are gone!

Notch: Ahahhaha, I have trapped them in the game, they cannot harm me now.

AHAHAHA-

In the game, Foxing and Herobriane spawn in a completely empty void.

Foxing: This place is empty, shall we spruce it up a little.

Herobrian: How, I do not know how to open my inventory and

Foxing: We need a command block to do so. Basically we have to go on a epic quest

Herorbeian: Am I the good guy so clichely?

Foxing: Unfortunately yes.

Herorbian: Ok let's go get that command block and find a way to make a great world.

TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE OF WHY

Part 2: Inside the World

Notch: Now I will protect my command block from being captured by those vicious heroes.

In the game, Foxing and Heorbinr are wandering through the dry ass fucking void when they see something.

Heorbrin: What is that, seems like a light of some sort.

Foxing: I do not know can we stop for a drink or something.

The light approaches them and they notice it seems to be some kind of sunlight. As it approaches them, blocks of grass, water, and trees and similar objects also appear, albeit ugly and blocky as fuck.

Heorbrin: It seems to me there is some kind of creation happening.

Foxing: Ah I see, this is very cewl and all but is there anything to drink.

Herobrnei: I think the blue blocks are water, they make splashity noises.

Foxing (drinks): Oh yeah this tastes like shit, what kind of world is this.

Heorbine: It's the world of Minecraft, Notch told me he would make this a game,

it seems he did so and put us in it.

Foxing: Only question now is how do we get out of it.

Heorbrine: We need the command block I mentioned so we can use it to do some kind of thing to let us escape.

Foxing: That makes sense, but not.

They walk, and Notch sees them, deciding to turn it to night time.

Notch: Ehehehehe this will spoopify them eheheheh.

Now Herobrine and Foxing are in bright moonlight, but this spoopifies them into being spoopified.

Herobrine: This is scary, I am afeerd of the dark.

Foxing: Shut up you overgrown pussy, we need to keep moving, our gamemode seems to be creative though-

Herobrine: Wait a minute minute, creative mode?

Foxing: yes.

Heorbein: That is easy, we just fly like so

Foxing: Hot damn this is nice, let us fly then and get the block so we can get out of here

Foxing: WAIT A MINUTE MINUTE

Heorbfinr: What is it, I have to piss blocky streams of piss out of me.

Foxing: If we are in creative, we can just summon a command block ourselves

Outside the game, Notch hears.

Notch: FUCK

Notch: This has to stop, now.

Notch begins typing quickly, creating various mobs. SUddenly the world becomes so full of creepers, zombies, and skeletons that the world begins lagging.

herObrine: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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Herrrrrobrrrrriiiiiinnnnnneeee: WWWWWhhhhhhhyyyy arrrrrre weeeeeeee lagggiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggg soooo bbbbbadllllllllly

Ffffoooxxxxxxxxingggggg: IT;s alllllt tHeese mDOnds modbs

HeroenteionbrineL HEEEEy pLEAseae sEdspawan so wer cane astpo lagingg

<472105791259819528958012 creepers despawned>

Notch: Still enough left to kill them though.

heRobrine: We are in creative we cannot die and we can spawn weapons.

Foxing: no Weapons ecksist yet

Herobrine: OH OK

Notch: EHEHEHHEHE

Giants appear suddenly and begin stomping them.

Foxing: OW OW OW OW

Heorbeine: YOINKS YOINKS YOINKS YOINKS

Notch seemed victorious, or was he?

TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN BECAUSE OF WHY

Part 3: Jebs Kicks Big Ass

Notch: JEBS

Jebs: What

Notch: Those pesky heroes are surviving the attacks by giants because of yes.

Can you help?

Jebs didn't want the heroes to die, he liked them, so he created big fucking swords.

Foxing: Hey it feels like this world has a pending update.

Heorbrin: True, let us pause and reload our game to update.

Updation later

Foxing: Amazing, we have a wonderful selection of WEPONS

Heorbine: Yes, equip our swords and let us destroy these pesky monsters.

Notch: JEBS WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?

Jebs: I could not go and let you kill these laddies here.

Notch (pulls out real sword of epic trollness, enchanted with Knockback XLVIII,

Trollery XXIV, and Meme Power MCMLIX) YOU MUST DIE SCUM IDIOT

Jebs: So be it I am willing to die for good just causes like this and-

Notch kills Jebs and hangs his head on the wall.

Notch: Hehehehheheh now I can deal with those heroes myself with no interference.

Shrek: Hold up.

Notch: OH NO

Shrek: Oh yeah (summons amazing Shrekt Sword)

Notch: Ver ywell, this is a fight to the death.

Shrek: Ur death not mine bitch ass

Herobrine: Well we took care of those shitheads.

Foxing: Yes. now let us continue our journey to the epic mystical command

block of control.

Heroberin: YES, and let us make sure to bring some nice little mods with us too.

Foxing: Mods?

Heorbein (Appears in power armor): Yes Notch accidentally dropped some mods in here.

Foxing (now holding nuke): Oh this is the real shit.

Herobrine: Y e s.

TO BE YET AGAIN CONTINUED IN SPITE OF WHY

Part 4: The Mountain of Memes

Foxing: Whew it is hot when can we take a break.

Herobrian: I don't know we ought to keep going and not stop until we make it to the command block who knows what kind of menacing creations Notch has up his sleeve.

Foxing: He wears a t-shirt knucklehead.

Herobirna: Oh yes true, well then what kind of shit does he have up his pant leg?

Foxing: I don't want to know to be honest let us shut up now.

They walked toward a great big heap of mountain about as tall as a...

Foxing: How tall is that mountain about, would you say

Heorbrine: Oh I don't know maybe about 46186 blocks?

Foxing: No I mean like "it's as tall as a house" or "it's as tall as a person". That sort of thing.

Herorbein: Oh, in that case it's as tall as 46186 blocks.

Foxing: (slaps self) Ugh you little idiot

Herorbine: You are the idiot

Foxing: NO YOU

Herorbine: NO YOU

Foxing: (pulls out sword which equals 4164682 blocks in length) YOUUUUUU!

Notch noticed them walking toward the mountain of MEmes which holds the command block of control, and chuckled.

Notch: AHAHAHAHHA. Take this losers.

Suddenly the mountain rumbles, they see smoke particles exit it. The entire thing is now blocks that are... red.

Foxing: What is this witchcraft.

Hrerobein: THE MOUNTIAIN IS EXPLODING

Foxing: NO ALL THE MEMES!

Herorbein: NO ALL THE COMMAND BLOCK!

The mountain has literally become entirely made of TNT, and a massive explosion bonanza begins, which causes the game to lag, and soon crash.

Foxing: EVERYTHING IS GETTING DARK...

HerbrineL WHERE ARE WE GOING...

Notch: HAHAHAHA.

Notch: The crash should kill them...

Notch: FOREVER.

Is this really continuing this way.

Part 5: Ultimate Slapdown

Foxing: Where are we?

Herobrian: We are stuck. When the game crashes, we go bye-bye.

Foxing: That makes no sense, aren't we a part of the source code?

Herobrian: Oh yeah that's true what the hell am I talking about?

* The game reboots*

Herobrian: HAHA WE ARE HERE TO KILL YOU NOTCH

Notch: Oh noes!

And so our heroes killed Notch.

The End